One Day Reshuffle

Chennai, TN :
Following the Cabinet Reshuffle, the BCCI selectors committee Chairman, Kris Shrikant has held a press conference to unveil a Cricket reshuffle, here are the new positions.


 M.S.Dhoni : Mahi will now be allocated to the overhyped player job, he is dethroned as captain, he is given the position of the Indian teams hair stlylist and is happy about it

 

 

Parthiv Patel : Parthiv, or Nano chokro, will be the new captain of India

'' Captain su che? ''

'' Aila bowling? ''

Sachin Tendulkar : Sachin is now the leading pacebowler for india

'' Coach coach hota hai? ''

Yuvraj Singh : is now the coach of the Indian Cricket team, and also their masseuse

Neem ka patta kadva hai, Shahid Afridi B****A hai!

Sourav Ganguly : After some hard lobbying with Nirra Radia's help, Dada is now the
designated 'crazy man in the stands'  for India