11 March 2011

Tom & SC

Delhi :

Fans Fan of Flogger must know that the position of the Central Vigilance Committee (CVC) has been misused by the Government of India. The Prime Minister has already taken responsibility for the fiasco, but a recent survey of the Indian population ... my friends has shown that people do not know enough about the Controversy.

This is a Recap told without any research nor after reading the Supreme Courts Judgment,  because at Flogger we use the Aushotosh Gowariker school of research

Yes because Akbar obviously had six pack abs and wrestled elephants to pass his time.

Anyyyywaaayyyyy, here's how the CVC fiasco happened

There was a bureaucrat named Thomas

Pictured : Thomas

The Govt knew Thomas had a case pending against him for possibly being corrupt

How corrupt people organize their money

Yet the Government decided to place Thomas as the head of the CVC, the body that is supposed to monitor corruption related activities in India. Yes we at Flogger had the same thought, its like letting a cheating student supervise his own exam, or letting Uday Chopra decide who to cast in Yash Chopra's next movie

Honestly, what the F*** were they thinking

The opposition decided to protest Thomas' appointment to the CVC, but the Government wouldn't budge
Pictured : Opposition

The Opposition took the matter to the Supreme Court, who told the Govt that appointing Thomas is a Stupid Dumb Idiotic Mind-boggling , Selfish and Mean, just very Mean and Dirty act (we remind our readers that we are para phrasing, we have not read the judgment)

Pictured : Thomas and Supreme Court

This did not go down well with the Congress party, and the high command has decided to replace Thomas with a more efficient, hard working and trust-able man.

06 March 2011

Man moh one !

New Delhi: 

The Congress party has been in a quandary after the DMK has threatened to pull out of the Government. The Congress working committee met yesterday to fill this void in Government, with Spin doctors such as Arjun Singh no more, and crunch bowlers such as Amar Singh forced retired, the Government seems to mirror the Indian Cricket Teams dependability right now,
But for India there is a Sachin, and for Indias Government there is .. well no one.
But for India there is also Shahrukh who has as many allies with him as the UPA,

similarly for the Government there is One, the Man.Moh.One

"i want to go on Kappi with Karunanidhi"

Just like Sharukhs stellar performances in movies... in front of the media, Manmohone is known for giving inspiring speeches

Dr.Singh is very angry with the DMK, and sources tell flogger that the Kalaignar and his Brady bunch are worried by the PM's new position, one that everyone dreads, "the hand fold"
hmmmph, jao Katti!