Filmfarce

Mumbai :

Amitabh Bachchans several Filmfare Lifetime awards and the latest one at the Filmfare awards have raised many an eyebrow in the non film fraternity, and the Veteran actor has contacted Flogger for a clarification. This is a transcript of the conversation obtained by wikileaks and then uploaded on piratebay and then we downloaded it from a hacked email that had a proxy Wi-fi account, its a Mumbai thing, u wouldn't understand.

Back to the conversation with Flogger and The Big B

Number kya hain HAEEENNNN?

Bachchan :  Aadab, pranam, sasriyakaal , Main  Bacchan sahab bol raha hoon, is this Flogger India?
Flogger:  Oh god, my god, oh shit, its him, its him, its Abhishek Bachchan !!!!!!
Bachchan:  Nahi Nahi, i am The Amitabh ! (lightning thunder)
Flogger:  oh its you, yea tell me
Bachchan:  are you doubting my Filmfare Lifetime Awards credibility?
Flogger:  not exactly, but you do seem to have quite a Few
Bachchan:  my dear boy,
Flogger:  im not your BOY!, i wish i was, hes chooo cute ! you have NO iDeA !!!! (wink wink)
Bachchan:  My dear non boy, i have died in Deewar, Sholay, Agneepath, Pa, i nearly died in Sarkar, and people thought i was dead after that accident few years back, they thought my career was dead before i did KBC, so you see non boy, I am Indestructible, and hence no amount of Lifetime Awards is good enough for me.


Flogger:  Woah, i pray to thee my lord.
Bachchan:  Afsoooossss, samay samapti ki Ghoshna, Sexy sam out, F*** You biatch!








Flogger issues this apology to Filmfare and requests it to name the Best Actor Award as The Sharukh Khan Award for Ak.k.k.k.k.k.ting  Excellence

Reservation Jail

Delhi :

 This week, Columnist Anish Trivedi was given a Jail sentence for 6 years for making Casteist comments for writing against reservation. Flogger met the Home Minister P.Chidambaram for a clarification of the States' stand.

Yo wazzaap, im Homie P

Homie P as he likes to be called, said that " Do not worry, Mr Anish Trivedi wont be sent to jail, we have started a Jail Cell reservation system, and no matter if any ones in that cell or not, no one else can occupy it. The open category Cells are all filled up, so there is no space for Mr Trivedi. "
















This Ironic turn of events has shown Mr Trivedi the benefits of reservation and he adds , " I wont ever drink before writing anything ever again "

Tees Crore Maaf

Mumbai:

After the Income Tax department (IT) raided Priyanka Chopra's and Katrina Kaif's residences, new details have emerged exclusively to Flogger.

After Seizing several Crores from both  Models  Actresses, both Hotties Women have given a Unique reason for the unaccounted Cash.

Both claim that the cash was not a blatant tax evasion of money that rightfully belongs to the common man, but in fact it was money they used to prepare for their respective upcoming films, it seems that coincidently both women are playing tax evaders in their next film.

Kash-sleep

Srinagar:

The Chief Minister of J&K Omar Abdullah in a candid interview with Flogger admitted that the real reason behind the State protesting the Flag hoisting of the BJP is that no one in the state is keen on waking up at 6 am.

Soooo Sleeepyyyyyy !

Abdullah added   " Sure I am Indian, and its in our Indian-ness that we are too lazy to get up early, why cant the BJP understand that when i meant that there would be unrest in Kashmir, i meant our rest is disturbed."

" I love  y-    , i mean i love sleep "

"The people of the state are sleepy just like me, and they stand by me, rather sleep by me."

Farooq Abdullah interrupted this interview and added " Nehru said on 15th Aug 1947 that India will wake up as a nation , and i say that we shall sleep as a nation on 26th Jan. "



The Seperatists like Umar Farooq, who were incidently playing cricket at Abdullah's residence added " we have always believed in separatism , after all we separate our sleep from work, we want Azadi from Work. "

"Why wont u  seperate me from Srikanth, i am Unique "

Gandhi setu

Kanyakumari :

The Ram Setu Controversy, as to whether there exists a bridge between Lanka and India,built by Lord Ram  is finally about to be put to rest.

The Congress party that initially did not accept the existence of such a bridge, is now willing to accept its existence under one condition.
The bridge must be named as Indira Gandhi Setu.

Surprisingly, the Bridge is still Incomplete, and the initial budget has been doubled by Setu committee chief Suresh Kalmadi.