Lahore, Pakistan :


With the Constant price-rise of Indian Cricket players, The Government of India has decided that it would import Pakistani players to ease prices of Onion Cricket Players.

Sharad Pawar , India's Agriculture Cricket Minister has promised that the Import of these players would surely reduce the constant inflation of Player prices.

" I solemly swear to be India's Cricket minister "

The BJP kick started its nation wide Anti-Price rise rally in reference to the huge sum Franchisees had to pay for bare minimums such as players.

Arun Jaitley said  " The Govt. has failed, the PM must answer why Irfan Pathan Costs 9 Crores, this is not done."
 

The import of Pakistani players brings with them many new worries, such as costant eye watering due to loosening of the outer layer.