27 December 2010

Predictions 2011 part 1



January :
Pakistan's foreign minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi or SMQ as hes fondly called asks India to surrender Sachin Tendulkar for the possible damage he would cause to Pakistans reputation at the forthcoming World cup. After days of negotiations Pakistan gave India all its Onions to help its neighbor through a food crisis, in return India gave Pakistan custody of Yuvraj Singh. Shortly after the deal SM Krishna said it was a Win-Win for both countries.




February :
Parliament's Budget session convenes & the opposition boycotts the session due to their JPC demand being rejected. Speaker of the Lok Sabha Meira Kumar institutes a 75% attendance requirement or else the members wont get tickets for the next election.
Opposition speaker Sushma Swaraj had this to say  "No ticket for No attendance ?, i cannot comprehend any such system existing anywhere else"







March :
The Cricket World cup starts and India reaches the final to be played with Pakistan.
The last ball of the match is bowled and Pak's Umar Gul bowls a No-Ball and India were thought to have Won.
But right then Shah Mehmood Qureshi demanded a Dossier of Proof that such a No-Ball had been bowled.
Talks are now scheduled in June to determine the Winner of the match. America has expressed that the matter be solved peacefully.




 




April : State Elections take place in West Bengal,
Mamata ( pronounced MOMO-ta) Banerjee's party TMC won the election against an incumbent CPI(M).
In what is a political masterstroke Banerjee began a fresh agitation against her own State Government. The CPI(M) in a reflex move supported the Government and were ( ironically ) left Red faced.



 
May : Aamir Khan and Salman Khan Began Filming for Andaaz Apna Apna 2.
The film is not expected to release till December 2015 as Aamir Khan has decided to research the role for a full 2 years and Salman is practicing an Indian accent to fit the scripts Requirements.

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