26 December 2010

Scams, lies and Digvijay

Mumbai : The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) has given up its investigation of the 2G scam and the CWG scam, after multiple raids on Kalmadi, Raja and Radia, the head of the bureau said on thursday that " We cannot afford to Raid any more people. We lack the forensic experts and enough lock pickers to open the Suspects' lockers and doors. "


The Home ministry has now transferred the Case to The C.I.D in hope that inspector Pradyumna can single handedly solve this case,

On being Contacted Pradyumna had this to say " we are already on it, within half an hour by the end of this show we shall find the culprit of this heinous crime, after all we have Daya to break doors for us "






This was followed by a press conference by Politician Digvijay Singh where he stated that " the Home ministry has got this all wrong, Hindu extremists have given Spectrum allocations and the CWG committee was headed secretly by Hindu activists."

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