Predictions 2011 (part 2)

June :
In an attempt to increase its membership Facebook has decided to start a sister organization called Crotchbook.

Here members can Date/ Go out with /  Blind date / Marry and 'do' other activities without ever having to see the other person in person. Though users are advised that "Poking" someone has a whole new meaning in Crotchbook.






July :
India, Germany and Japan have a face-off as to who would get that 6th and last U.N security council seat.
India was poised to lose the competition on account of troublesome exports in the form of  Aishwarya Rai and Mallika Sherawat.
but at the last moment the PM called up Niira Radia to lobby India to the UNSC.
India won when Radia employed the same slogan that got A.Raja his cabinet berth

August :
Akshay Kumar restarted the Masterchef India franchise with a new twist, the show would be about men beating their housewives/ girlfriends, and hence it would be known as masterbeater India

Rahul Mahajan won the first edition of the show for beating up his wife Dimpy, he had this to say
" i was a masterbeater ever since i was 13 years of age, i do it every now and then, i am the Masterbeater..yayyyyyyy"







September :

Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh termed his hairstyle dangerous to the Environment,
he added " My locks have confused bees birds and skunks all over the country, mostly skunks, i have already told my barber that i want the Leo cut, hes so environmentally handsome !"

October : Hritik Roshan attempted to revive his career on a movie on the 2G scandal, Hritik played A.Raja in the film.


The film was an addition to Hritik's list of Flops






Atleast the audience liked Rehmaan's Song "Raja mere Raja, Cabinet mein samaja "


Hritik is now working with his dad on GuzaKrissh.





November : Sonam kapoor has consulted a numerologist and changed her name to 'So-dull Kapoor', the numerologist was heard saying " wow that was a joke, did she realy do it "



In other news Facebook started a Service Called Phonebook,
Users can now add friends' contacts on to their Phone and Call them via a technology known as 'network service'.
Users are ecstatic with the idea of such a novel system, one user said
" i cant believe i can actually talk to my friends, Facebook is such a genius "





December : In what is known as 'Sweet scam', Sharad Pawar has been accused of another food scam as all the sweet goods of the market have disappeared but healthy crops are readily available

Pawar quickly held a press conference and revealed who was really responsible for the scam.